October 2011
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I should just stop making so many commitments.
Because, obviously, I can’t follow through with them.
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
“why dont u just drop dead”
– she said (via stumppunk)
whatilearnedinboatingsch00lis:
so in 6th grade my school had a spelling bee
and some kids from the special ed class got to participate too.
one of the kid’s words was “flutter,” but i guess he misheard it
so he spelt out “f-u-c-k-e-r, fucker”
funniest moment of 6th grade, i swear.
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