I should just stop making so many commitments.
Because, obviously, I can’t follow through with them.
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
why dont u just drop dead– she said (via stumppunk)
whatilearnedinboatingsch00lis: so in 6th grade my school had a spelling bee and some kids from the special ed class got to participate too. one of the kid’s words was “flutter,” but i guess he misheard it so he spelt out “f-u-c-k-e-r, fucker” funniest moment of 6th grade, i swear.
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